Field Notes on Alisa Jane Caton

This is a true account of events occurring in Front Quad not ten minutes ago. 

Alisa and I were both working on our French homework, I at my desk, Alisa on the floor in the middle of the room. She pulled out a bag of potato chips and as she’s snacking, had a revelation. 

“Do you know what my favorite food is?” she asked me. “The potato. Just think about it. Chips. Mashed potatoes. Baked potatoes. Fries. What other food does that?”

She then continued to ponder the food products available today and could not come up with something as versatile as the potato.

“You can put other food in stuff and make it different ways, but it’s always the same. Potatoes change. I would love to have been the person to find the first potato.”

And she’s not even stoned, ladies and gentlemen.


2 Responses

  1. haha I like it. Although I have to say, I think chocolate is the most versatile. Cute blog!


  2. OH MY GOD.



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